Anthony Crowley takes in his nephew, 11-year-old Warlock, after Warlock's parents die. And Warlock is great. He's sweet and funny and remarkably well-behaved for what he's gone through. It's just...it seems like maybe he didn't come alone.
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The flat was quiet and dark, the sounds of Mayfair muted, five stories below, but Crowley could see the lights of other buildings stealing around the window blinds. The world was still out there, maybe vicious and tragic at times, but logical. Ordinary. Whatever was happening here in the sparsely furnished rooms of Crowley’s flat was something else.
Crowley was a logical man. Maybe even ordinary. He told himself not to get spooked by it, but he’d learned over the past few weeks that it was terribly easy to feel terribly uneasy when little bits and pieces of your life were ever so slightly wrong.
Chapters: 3/3
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, lying, But not malicious lying, snowballing lies, Humor, Banter, Light-Hearted, fluff & smut, Sexual Tension, Pining, Romance, Happily Ever After, Fandom Trumps Hate, Aziraphale is “just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing” (Good Omens), Crowley’s Love Language is Acts of Service (Good Omens), Midwesterner moves to the West Coast, Clever Aziraphale, Fandom Trumps Hate 2023
Series: Part 16 of Dannye’s Good Omens Human AUs
Summary:
Aziraphale Fell did not mean for any of it to happen. Not that it wasn’t his fault— it was, completely. His one tiny lie, offered in the heat of the moment, seemed like swimming out just a few feet too far in the ocean and suddenly getting caught in the rip tide, with no way to control where you were going and when (if) you’d ever get back to solid ground. He never expected that one minor falsehood could change his life completely.
But this is a love story, after all.
It began with a house, a car, a flat tire, and the most beautiful man Aziraphale had ever seen.
Written for Fandom Trumps Hate 2023
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Chapters: 2/3
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, lying, But not malicious lying, snowballing lies, Humor, Banter, Light-Hearted, fluff & smut, Sexual Tension, Pining, Romance, Happily Ever After, Fandom Trumps Hate, Aziraphale is “just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing” (Good Omens), Crowley’s Love Language is Acts of Service (Good Omens), Midwesterner moves to the West Coast, Clever Aziraphale, Fandom Trumps Hate 2023
Series: Part 16 of Dannye’s Good Omens Human AUs
Summary:
Aziraphale Fell did not mean for any of it to happen. Not that it wasn’t his fault— it was, completely. His one tiny lie, offered in the heat of the moment, seemed like swimming out just a few feet too far in the ocean and suddenly getting caught in the rip tide, with no way to control where you were going and when (if) you’d ever get back to solid ground. He never expected that one minor falsehood could change his life completely.
But this is a love story, after all.
It began with a house, a car, a flat tire, and the most beautiful man Aziraphale had ever seen.
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Written for Fandom Trumps Hate, in honor of a donation to charity by AlchemyinParchment
The plot is based on a Georgette Heyer novel, which I have not read, but which Alchemy kindly summarized for me. I moved the fic to modern day Los Angeles.
This fic is finished and a new chapter will post every other day.
Chapters: 1/3
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, lying, But not malicious lying, snowballing lies, Humor, Banter, Light-Hearted, fluff & smut, Sexual Tension, Pining, Romance, Happily Ever After, Fandom Trumps Hate, Aziraphale is “just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing” (Good Omens), Crowley’s Love Language is Acts of Service (Good Omens), Midwesterner moves to the West Coast, Clever Aziraphale, Fandom Trumps Hate 2023
Series: Part 16 of Dannye’s Good Omens Human AUs
Summary:
Aziraphale Fell did not mean for any of it to happen. Not that it wasn’t his fault— it was, completely. His one tiny lie, offered in the heat of the moment, seemed like swimming out just a few feet too far in the ocean and suddenly getting caught in the rip tide, with no way to control where you were going and when (if) you’d ever get back to solid ground. He never expected that one minor falsehood could change his life completely.
But this is a love story, after all.
It began with a house, a car, a flat tire, and the most beautiful man Aziraphale had ever seen.
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When Anthony Crowley finally gets a Guardian Angel at the age of 48, he thinks perhaps that his lifelong streak of bad luck is ending. Until he learns that in three months, he’s destined to either save the world or die trying. It doesn’t help that the angel Aziraphale is the most beautiful person Crowley has ever seen, as well as a ridiculous, fussy, rebellious hedonist. Crowley’s not surprised to find himself falling for him. After all, it’s just one more bit of bad luck to fancy your Guardian Angel.
Chapters: 8/8
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Mature, NSFW
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Beelzebub/Dagon (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Human Crowley (Good Omens) - Character, Dog (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens), Dagon (Good Omens), Madame Tracy (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Michael (Good Omens), The Bentley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Human Crowley (Good Omens), Guardian Angel Aziraphale (Good Omens), ace characters, Pansexual Character, Gay Character, Genderfluid Character, nb character, BAMF Aziraphale (Good Omens), Protective Aziraphale (Good Omens), clever Crowley (Good Omens), clever Aziraphale (Good Omens), Fake dating for like two minutes, Summoning Circles, Father Layne returns, AU- human, AU- Animal Shelter, Popularity Contest, Crowley is soft for animals, animals are soft for Crowley, formal wear, Looking like that?, based on an AU sketch, wacky misadventures, content warning: Gabriel, Curses, Happy Ending, even though one is an angel and one is human I promise a happy eternally after ending
Summary:
Based on a sketch by lillee.nika, who graciously gave me permission to write this. Also relevant was the comment: “What kind of horrible thing would Crowley need to be in to have a guardian angel?” to which Lillee.nika answered, “Let’s say he has trouble finding luck.” The comments also mentioned that Crowley would at some point get himself in trouble in order to see his Guardian Angel. Thank you for this, Lillee.nika, and I hope you like it!
This is also an Aziraphale/Dagon buddy fic. Plus the return of Father Layne from the Mr. Fell’s Bookshop series!
AND have no fear, our duo will have a happy eternally after, I promise. <3
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Aziraphale and Crowley engage in time travel shenanigans with the aid of the Bermuda Triangle.
Aziraphale took charge of rerouting the boat full of tourists. It was quite fun, actually. He wore an official get-up which included Crowley’s beloved hi-vis jacket, and told the humans that the sea was closed, or some such nonsense. It didn’t really matter, the jacket seemed to do the trick.
So Crowley and Aziraphale were quite alone on their small rented yacht when the sky turned pearly and the salt air freshened. They sailed through the glitch in space-time and entered the Bermuda Triangle.
Rated T. Photo is the USS Cyclops, which disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle in 1918.
PS my Weird Wednesday writing prompts blog has a post on a Bermuda Triangle-linked ghost ship, the Carroll A. Deering!
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The thing about sheltering Crowley with a wing meant that Aziraphale was completely exposed to the falling sleet. He barely felt it. “How long?” he managed to ask.
Crowley looked down at the street where the meager lights were reflected in wet pavement, scattered among the fainter lights of stars, normally invisible in the city. Some of them Crowley had made, no doubt. “A while,” Crowley said. “Don’t worry about me. Just a breather, a— a break—”
“A punishment,” Aziraphale said. “In Hell. What does a while mean, Crowley?” He grasped at Crowley’s shoulder, the wet fabric of his coat bunching in his hand. “Will I ever see you again?”
Posting schedule:
Chapter 3 (final chapter): March 25
Rated T. Photo is the USS Cyclops, which disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle in 1918.
PS my Weird Wednesday writing prompts blog has a post on a Bermuda Triangle-linked ghost ship, the Carroll A. Deering!
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But oh, Crowley was beautiful like this, his legs askew as if his body had been seized in mid-step by the couch, but his hands and fingers graceful with a wine glass, even in a tipsy state. It was shadowy in the bookshop now and Crowley’s hair looked dark, its brightness cloaked like all the rest of the lights in London.
“I won’t let anything happen to you,” Aziraphale said gently to his companion who’d taken shelter with him here behind the blackout curtains, drinking his wine and clearing the dust from the shelves when he thought Aziraphale wasn’t looking. It felt like Crowley was Aziraphale’s precious ember of firelight kept hidden from everyone else.
Rated T. Photo is the USS Cyclops, which disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle in 1918.
Posting schedule:
Chapter 2: March 23
Chapter 3 (final chapter): March 25
PS my Weird Wednesday writing prompts blog has a post on a Bermuda Triangle-linked ghost ship, the Carroll A. Deering!
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College student Aziraphale discovers that it might not be so bad having terrible roommates if he’s got a handsome fellow student offering the use of his couch for the night. Especially if it seems he’s got a crush on Aziraphale. Really especially if it seems he needs rescuing from his own awful roommates. Rated T
A Good Omens human AU written for the Good Omens Holiday Exchange on Dreamwidth.
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Chapters: 2/2
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Human Aziraphale, Snake!Crowley - Freeform, Shapeshifting, sex with snake Crowley, having a crush on your neighbor, Humor, comedy smut, Cute pajamas, Protective Crowley, questionable financial decisions that somehow lead to romance, Wiggle On Zine
Summary:
At three a.m., Anthony Crowley, a bartender just off his shift, was interrupted in his half-awake perusal of a Golden Girls episode by a knock on the door of his flat. Crowley dragged himself up off the couch and opened the door to find his attractive blond neighbor with the weird name standing in the hall in a pair of brown tartan pajamas.
“Hello,” the man said. “Could I ask you a question?”
Crowley would have shut the door in his face, honestly, if the man wasn’t so ridiculously hot even in pajamas with his blond curls mussed. Especially in pajamas with his curls mussed. Crowley didn’t know his neighbor well, just to say hi in the hallway, and not even by his actual name, because it was some strange name Crowley hadn’t properly caught the first time. But, like a miracle, here he was at the door of Crowley’s flat in the middle of the night, probably needing to ask if the heat was out or if Crowley could spare some common household good like a screwdriver or a flashlight.
“Sure,” Crowley said.
The man smiled at him. “I don’t suppose that you are ever, occasionally, a giant snake?”
Written for the Wiggle On Zine
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Happy November, everybody!
And don't forget the searchable list of all my human AU recs: find fics where Crowley is a barista or Aziraphale a teacher, for example
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My annual scary Good Omens human AU for October. There is something very wrong on the overnight ferry Celestia.
“Shh.” Aziraphale put his fingers to Crowley’s lips. Oddly, that seemed to ground Aziraphale more firmly, even as he tried to hear ghostly, ghastly footsteps. Crowley’s lips were warm beneath his fingers, and there in the semi-dark, Crowley’s hazel eyes were very bright and wide with surprise.
But there it was. Step-stick-creak. “Do you hear that?” Aziraphale asked.
“If what you’re hearing is putting that look on your face, then no.”
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My annual scary Good Omens human AU for October. There is something very wrong on the overnight ferry Celestia.
“Shh.” Aziraphale put his fingers to Crowley’s lips. Oddly, that seemed to ground Aziraphale more firmly, even as he tried to hear ghostly, ghastly footsteps. Crowley’s lips were warm beneath his fingers, and there in the semi-dark, Crowley’s hazel eyes were very bright and wide with surprise.
But there it was. Step-stick-creak. “Do you hear that?” Aziraphale asked.
“If what you’re hearing is putting that look on your face, then no.”
Posting schedule:
Ch 4 (last chapter): Oct 9
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